Accio Eyebrows
So I was watching Saving Mr. Banks (excellent film), and I started thinking, Jason Schwartzman, where have you and your eyebrows been hiding?

So I was watching Saving Mr. Banks (excellent film), and I started thinking, Jason Schwartzman, where have you and your eyebrows been hiding?

Watching the The Royal Tenenbaums was a good decision

I love that both these brothers have such nice eyebrows.  It’s a great thing to bond over.  But the winner may have to be Dave.  Sometimes they look a little faded on James, but Dave’s are always going strong.  I rather enjoy seeing their many facial expressions as well.

This poor fellow has no eyebrows, but I truly appreciate his efforts.  He will never give up on the dream of having perfect eyebrows.  He deserves your respect.

You brighten my day

You brighten my day

So Johnny, I’m still having great trouble deciphering my feelings for your eyebrows.  I stare at them every time you’re on the screen but I can’t tell if it’s in disgust or admiration.  I think overall they’re pretty good, like in this first image.  But sometimes, you’ll do these really intense facial expressions and the ends of them arch up in a weird angle.  I think the fact that I can be so intrigued by them is what I like about them.

Matt, I love you dearly, but your eyebrows suck.

Matt, I love you dearly, but your eyebrows suck.

I could just look at him all day.

I could just look at him all day.